Would you rather be able to part waters, a la Moses*, or be able to walk around things 7 times, a la Joshua, and cause their destruction**?
*You can part waters as small as your glass of water (a great party trick!), or as large as 2 miles in circumference. You may not part the Pacific Ocean, as I’m not sure what the ramifications of such an event might be, and this particular blog is not into mass worldwide tsunamis and devastation and whatnot (the blog of mine that is into global calamity can be found elsewhere). You must use a really cool staff for any water you part. You may not change your staff into a serpent.
**If you have a dead tree in your backyard that needs to be removed, march around it 7 times, and it will turn to tree rubble. If you do not support the development of that new McDonald’s in your neighborhood, check to make sure no one is inside (at least, that would be my advice), and then do your thing. Be careful if you’re in the habit of walking around random things 7 times, as this gift does not ask questions. Also, you need not play your trumpet as you march around these objects. If you want to anyway, I support that!