Sock Snorting

Would you rather be a snort laugh-er* or wear socks and sandals together**?

*Whenever you laugh, it must involve at least one loud snort. For every 10 seconds of laughing (or less for the first 10 seconds), there must one snort.

**You must always wear sandals. And thus, you must always wear socks. You may be barefoot in the privacy of your own home. Otherwise, always socks and sandals.

Choose wisely, social outcasts.

Paper or Plastic

Paper or plastic … clothing*?

*You have to construct all of your clothing from paper or plastic grocery bags. Your shoes may be of a more traditional variety.

Choose wisely.

RockBand

If you could start a famous rock band, what would its name be, and what style of music would it be*?

*For example, mine would be called “Starblazer Dogbiscuit,” and would be classified as “indie disco.”

Choose wisely, rock stars.